Archive for the ‘Personal Rants’ Category

Worst fiction writer in Africa

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A former magazine editor now living in Eshowe, KwaZulu-Natal, can officially lay claim to being the worst fiction writer in Africa. Left:  Renée Zellweger poses proudly with her latest award, a sturdily framed photograph of Christopher Backeberg, which she won for being the actress he would most like to flirt with if oil-wrestling wasn’t an option.

Sutcliffe meets his nemesis

Sutcliffe council02_(c) Gavin Foster

You can’t trust traffic cops, especially senior ones, to respect the law, but you can fight back, writes Gavin Foster … Durban’s municipality, supposedly one of the best in the country, has recently endured an endless succession of humiliating newspaper articles charging it with corruption, fraud, negligence, ineptitude, thuggery, arrogance, callousness and sheer stupidity, thanks [...]

Sutcliffe says he has nothing to hide

Sutcliffe nothing to hide01_(c) Gavin Foster

When reports surface that something stinks in Durban Metro, the man in charge is answerable to the residents and ratepayers who pay his salary.  Right?  City manager Michael Sutcliffe doesn’t appear to think so … Words: Sharon Gill & Mike Sutcliffe! Photo: Gavin Foster

The 11th Commandment

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Politicians spend a great deal of our time and money passing myriad laws aimed at making us think they’re very busy people, writes Gavin Foster … Words: Gavin Foster Photo: Alan Foster

Mad Bob holds out his begging bowl

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South Africa obviously has no homeless, starving, unemployed people, no aids orphans, and all the country’s state-run facilities are operating at 100% efficiency. Obviously.  Otherwise we wouldn’t be giving money to some psychotic despot who has crippled his own country through sheer ignorance and arrogance…

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